{"id":3238,"date":"2019-10-25T22:25:44","date_gmt":"2019-10-25T20:25:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/?page_id=3238"},"modified":"2019-10-30T11:23:13","modified_gmt":"2019-10-30T10:23:13","slug":"pts02e26-breaking-news-a-la-ron-burgundy","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/index.php\/pts02e26-breaking-news-a-la-ron-burgundy\/","title":{"rendered":"PTS02E26 : Breaking News \u00e0 la Ron Burgundy"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>PTS02E26 : Breaking News \u00e0 la Ron Burgundy<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Le flash info de l&rsquo;arche sur Arknews FM avec vos deux pr\u00e9sentateurs vedettes !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Branche tes \u00e9couteurs et Bim ! Lance la lecture :<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/embed.radiopublic.com\/e?if=pamela-target-8XR1ee&amp;ge=s1!6c0bcc647a352627c90a51d1d3191568bde64099\" width=\"100%\" height=\"185\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" sandbox=\"allow-same-origin allow-scripts allow-top-navigation allow-popups\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Pour avoir de nos nouvelles et d\u00e9couvrir des bonus,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">c&rsquo;est ici<strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/index.php\/vip-club\/\">CLUB VIP PAMELA TARGET<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<h3><strong>CREDITS<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><strong>Ecrit par<\/strong> Katia Grivot, David Neau et Pascal Senicourt<\/p>\n<p><strong>R\u00e9alis\u00e9, mont\u00e9 et mix\u00e9<\/strong> <strong>par<\/strong> Katia Grivot<\/p>\n<p><strong>Anim\u00e9 pour Youtube par<\/strong> Pascal Senicourt<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Musiques <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>G\u00e9n\u00e9rique par Domingo Olmo Martin, alias King of Punk<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Par ordre d&rsquo;apparition<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Axelle la Gazelle: P\u00e9n\u00e9lope Boeuf<\/p>\n<p>Grichka le Lama: Roch Debache<\/p>\n<p>Bat Panda: Pascal Senicourt<\/p>\n<p>Darryl Charwin : Pascal Senicourt<\/p>\n<p>Julius Washington : Domingo Olmo Martin<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Cr\u00e9dits sons <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Dans cet e\u0301pisode de nombreux sons sont tire\u0301s de <strong>Freesound<\/strong>. Voici l\u2019ensemble des cre\u0301dits concerne\u0301s :<\/p>\n<p>s:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/thefsoundman\/sounds\/118513\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">punch-02.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/thefsoundman\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> thefsoundman<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/barrygusey\/sounds\/134918\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">pages-turning.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/barrygusey\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> barrygusey<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/carroll27\/sounds\/151892\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">sitting-down-in-chair.aiff<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/carroll27\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> carroll27<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/rsilveira-88\/sounds\/216196\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">cartoon-punch-01.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/rsilveira-88\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> rsilveira-88<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/rsilveira-88\/sounds\/216196\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">cartoon-punch-01_1.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/rsilveira-88\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> rsilveira-88<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/huminaatio\/sounds\/219096\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">fisting.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/huminaatio\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> huminaatio<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/renatofarabeuf\/sounds\/232667\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">sitting-on-chair-2-24b.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/renatofarabeuf\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> renatofarabeuf<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/splicesound\/sounds\/260121\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">indoor-adult-murmur-small-group.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/splicesound\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> splicesound<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/leonelmail\/sounds\/320876\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">clothes-movements-foley (2).wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/leonelmail\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> leonelmail<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/adam-n\/sounds\/324895\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">crowd-gasp (1).wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/adam-n\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> adam-n<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/adam-n\/sounds\/324898\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">crowd-shock.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/adam-n\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> adam-n<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/yarashaunt\/sounds\/326990\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">nails-on-glass-mug.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/yarashaunt\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> yarashaunt<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/reitanna\/sounds\/332661\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">big-thud.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/reitanna\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> reitanna<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/ihitokage\/sounds\/395347\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">slap-2.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/ihitokage\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> ihitokage<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/anthousai\/sounds\/398750\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">door-open-01.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/anthousai\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> anthousai<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/zurat1\/sounds\/418832\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">drink-24b.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/zurat1\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> zurat1<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/shanealf\/sounds\/434568\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">radio-1.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/shanealf\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> shanealf<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/maariaavale\/sounds\/463462\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">heels.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/maariaavale\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> maariaavale<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/teeramusic\/sounds\/488724\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">11-record-191010-2342.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/teeramusic\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> teeramusic<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/mansardian\/sounds\/61321\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">news-background.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/mansardian\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> mansardian<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/mansardian\/sounds\/61322\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">news-end-signature (1).wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/mansardian\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> mansardian<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/jrssandoval\/sounds\/67131\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">button-press_1.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/jrssandoval\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> jrssandoval<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/paper-jam\/sounds\/78391\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">radio-band.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/paper-jam\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> paper-jam<\/a><br \/>\ns:<a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/cgeffex\/sounds\/89769\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">fist-punch-3.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/cgeffex\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> cgeffex<\/a><\/p>\n<h2><strong>Tu peux aussi choisir un autre moyen d\u2019\u00e9coute. T\u2019inqui\u00e8te, c\u2019est gratuit :<\/strong><\/h2>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<div class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/fr\/podcast\/pamela-target-saison-1\/id1347089265?mt=2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-479 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Get_it_on_iTunes_Badge_FR_1114-300x109.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Get_it_on_iTunes_Badge_FR_1114-300x109.png 300w, https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Get_it_on_iTunes_Badge_FR_1114-768x279.png 768w, https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Get_it_on_iTunes_Badge_FR_1114-1024x372.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Get_it_on_iTunes_Badge_FR_1114.png 1194w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/user-149328996\/pts02e01-quelle-belle-journee-a-la-madmax\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-477 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/SoundCloud_logo_orange_color_plain.svg_-300x171.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/SoundCloud_logo_orange_color_plain.svg_-300x171.png 300w, https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/SoundCloud_logo_orange_color_plain.svg_-768x438.png 768w, https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/SoundCloud_logo_orange_color_plain.svg_-1024x584.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/SoundCloud_logo_orange_color_plain.svg_.png 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.deezer.com\/fr\/episode\/5987417\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-574 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/deezer-logo-300x168.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/spoti.fi\/2OJzwUS\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"90\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1572 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Spotify_Logo_RGB_Green-300x90.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/radiopublic.com\/pamela-target-8XR1ee\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1572 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/radiopublic.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Retranscription de l&rsquo;\u00e9pisode<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div class=\"audiolibrary-column audiolibrary-column-title\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p>texte prot\u00e9g\u00e9 &#8211; reproduction interdite sans l&rsquo;accord des auteurs<\/p>\n<p>STUDIO ARKNEWS INT\/JOUR<\/p>\n<p>son nickel.<\/p>\n<p>AXELLE LA GAZELLE<\/p>\n<p>Je comprends toujours pas comment on a pu m\u2019affubler d\u2019un cr\u00e9tin de LAMA pour pr\u00e9senter le journal de l\u2019arche. Rappelle-moi ton nom ?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>GRICHKA LE LAMA (accent russe)<\/p>\n<p>moi, pas \u00eatre un cr\u00e9tin, grandes qualifications parlent pour moi. Dans collines de l\u2019oural, j\u2019ai travaill\u00e9 et sauv\u00e9 beaucoup de M\u00e9dias.<\/p>\n<p>(tapant du poing)<\/p>\n<p>Toi devoir apprendre \u00e0 respecter l\u2019autorit\u00e9 de Griiiichka.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AXELLE LA GAZELLE (agac\u00e9e)<\/p>\n<p>OK Grichka ! Je vais te faire une fleur. On va dire que j\u2019ai pas entendu ce que tu viens de me dire.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>LA REGIE (BATPANDA)<\/p>\n<p>Attention, Axelle, Grichka\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AXELLE LA GAZELLE (agac\u00e9e)<\/p>\n<p>Mais ! o\u00f9 est julio ?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>LA REGIE ( BATPANDA)<\/p>\n<p>Non c\u2019est Batpanda aujourd\u2019hui \u00e0 la r\u00e9gie. \u00a0 Attention, antenne dans 10. 9. 8. \u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AXELLE LA GAZELLE (chuchotant)<\/p>\n<p>Grichka ?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>GRICHKA LE LAMA<\/p>\n<p>Da ?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AXELLE LA GAZELLE (chuchotant)<\/p>\n<p>Pas d\u2019impro, ok. contente toi de lire ce qui est \u00e9crit sur le\u00a0 prompteur, Capice ?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>GRICHKA LE LAMA\u00a0(s\u00e9rieux)<\/p>\n<p>je vais essayer de m\u2019y tenir&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; G\u00e9n\u00e9rique de Pamela target &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>LA REGIE (BATPANDA)<\/p>\n<p>et 1\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AXELLE LA GAZELLE<\/p>\n<p>Bienvenue sur Arknews, la radio qui fouette le cul du\u2026 LAMA ! Aujourd\u2019hui, avec nous, Grichka le lama. Bonjour Grichka.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>GRICHKA LE LAMA<\/p>\n<p>Bonjour. Et \u00e0 mes c\u00f4t\u00e9s, Axelle la gazelle !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AXELLE LA GAZELLE<\/p>\n<p>Vous nous \u00e9coutez sur Arknews FM et c\u2019est l\u2019heure des news.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>GRICHKA LE LAMA<\/p>\n<p>Nous ouvrons ce journal avec une nouvelle incroyable. Nous nous appr\u00eations \u00e0 vivre notre deuxi\u00e8me nuit d\u2019horreur dans plus totale ins\u00e9curit\u00e9 parmi les zombies, lorsqu\u2019\u00e0 17H36 exactement, tous les zombies sont redevenus normaux.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AXELLE LA GAZELLE<\/p>\n<p>Cela remet en question la gouvernance de Rambo, le cochon dingue qui s\u2019est autoproclam\u00e9 roi\u2026<\/p>\n<p>(en apart\u00e9)<\/p>\n<p>et que ca te donne pas des id\u00e9es le Lama, ici, the queen, c\u2019est moi.<\/p>\n<p>(en normal)<\/p>\n<p>Car un roi sans arm\u00e9e peut-il conserver toute sa l\u00e9gitimit\u00e9 ? Rien n\u2019est moins s\u00fbr, n\u2019est-ce pas, Grichka?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>GRICHKA LE LAMA<\/p>\n<p>Ce qui est s\u00fbr, c\u2019est que la reine me semble toujours \u00e9nerv\u00e9e d\u2019avoir perdu sa place de pr\u00e9sentatrice vedette et d\u2019\u00eatre oblig\u00e9e de former un duo avec une vraie star\u2026 Mais passons \u00e0 autre nouvelle choc de la journ\u00e9e ! L\u2019arche toute enti\u00e8re est frapp\u00e9e par GROSSE p\u00e9nurie de mousse au chocolat. O\u00f9 en sommes-nous Axelle ?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AXELLE LA GAZELLE<\/p>\n<p>Nous sommes tr\u00e8s loin de la r\u00e9alit\u00e9, Grichka. Je ne suis PAS, mais PAS du tout, \u00e9nerv\u00e9e ! Je suis TOUJOURS la pr\u00e9sentatrice vedette de Arknews et je g\u00e8re TRES BIEN le fait que la direction m\u2019ait affubl\u00e9 d\u2019un guignol slave incomp\u00e9tent comme pr\u00e9sentateur ADJOINT!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>GRICHKA LE LAMA (recadrant)<\/p>\n<p>Non, Axelle. O\u00f9 en sommes-nous avec mousse au chocolat ?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AXELLE LA GAZELLE (se reprenant)<\/p>\n<p>Effectivement ! l\u2019arche est frapp\u00e9e par une p\u00e9nurie sans pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent. La mousse au chocolat, cette drogue addictive, laisse en \u00e9tat de manque des centaines de toxicos, n\u2019est-ce pas Grichka ?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>GRICHKA LE LAMA<\/p>\n<p>Vous dites \u00e7a \u00e0 cause du stock de pots de mousse vide dans ma loge, Axelle ? Alors comme \u00e7a, VOUS, fouiner dans mes affaires!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AXELLE LA GAZELLE<\/p>\n<p>Non, je dis \u00e7a pour vous passer la parole, Grichka, parce que c\u2019est \u00e0 vous d\u2019annoncer que les robots patrouilleurs n\u2019arrivent pas \u00e0 mettre la main ni sur les stocks, ni sur les dealers, ces fameux cochons dingues. Lisez le prompteur, Grichka !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>GRICHKA LE LAMA<\/p>\n<p>Je voulais vous laisser profiter de vos derniers moments avec le prompteur, Axelle\u2026 Mais revenons \u00e0 p\u00e9nurie de mousse. Cette mauvaise nouvelle se double d\u2019un myst\u00e8re, n\u2019est-ce pas Axelle ?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AXELLE LA GAZELLE<\/p>\n<p>Et m\u00eame d\u2019un double myst\u00e8re, Grichka. Le premier: les trois membres du conseil de l\u2019arche, Korragen le corbeau, Victoria la Tortue et Titus le tigre, ont disparu dans les combats ! Le second myst\u00e8re, c\u2019est comment un stagiaire sans talent a pu obtenir un poste de co-pr\u00e9sentateur avec une star comme moi? A moins qu\u2019il n\u2019ait couch\u00e9 avec le directeur de la cha\u00eene ? Oh, Grichka, nous avons r\u00e9solu un des 2 myst\u00e8res du jour!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>GRICHKA LE LAMA<\/p>\n<p>Read the fucking prompteur Bitch ! Le second myst\u00e8re du jour est que nous n\u2019avons toujours pas de nouvelles de notre bienfaiteur Darryl Charwin alors que l\u2019arche traverse une crise majeure! ET GRICHKA N\u2019A PAS COUCHE POUR REUSSIR, sale langue de vip\u00e8re !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AXELLE LA GAZELLE<\/p>\n<p>Oh, mais il n\u2019y a que la v\u00e9rit\u00e9 qui blesse\u2026 et la sodomie dans le cas de votre petit cul \u00e9triqu\u00e9, Grichka !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>GRICHKA LE LAMA<\/p>\n<p>Si l\u2019emmerdeuse de gazelle qui se tient \u00e0 ma gauche ne se contr\u00f4le pas, elle va se prendre une patte de lama en pleine gueule ! C\u2019est clair, Axelle ?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AXELLE LA GAZELLE<\/p>\n<p>Et vous oseriez frapper une femme, pauvre petite merde de l\u2019Oural !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Gifle. Cri de de surprise de Grishka!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>GRICHKA LE LAMA<\/p>\n<p>Mais, vous \u00eates folle ! Axelle a gifl\u00e9 Grichka ! Par la barbe de Zeus, Prends \u00e7a, pauvre conne !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Crachat de LAMA. Cri de surprise d\u2019Axelle !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AXELLE LA GAZELLE<\/p>\n<p>Il m\u2019a crach\u00e9 dessus ! Voil\u00e0 pour tes couilles, sac \u00e0 vodka!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>PAM, cri de douleur suraigu de Grichka\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>LA REGIE (BATPANDA)<\/p>\n<p>Euh\u2026 Et maintenant, la m\u00e9t\u00e9o sur Arknews, la m\u00e9t\u00e9o qui fouette le cul du lama.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>arri\u00e8re plan de Baston, cris, Gr\u00e9sillement de radio, on tourne le bouton.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>CHARWIN<\/p>\n<p>Qu\u2019est-ce que c\u2019est que ces animaux d\u00e9c\u00e9r\u00e9br\u00e9s ! La m\u00e9t\u00e9o ! ach! C\u2019est moi qui fait la pluie et le beau temps ici !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Il tourne le bouton pour changer de station.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>JULIUS WASHINGTON (radio)<\/p>\n<p>\u2026 re\u00e7u 5\/5, je vous ferai entrer dans l\u2019arche au point B\u00eata Alpha 34.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Musique avec des parasites coupant le message.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>JULIUS WASHINGTON<\/p>\n<p>Julius Washington pour Pamela Anderson, over !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>parasite s\u2019arr\u00eate.<\/p>\n<p>CHARWIN<\/p>\n<p>Quoi ? Pamela Anderson vient dans l\u2019arche! Salet\u00e9 de Hamster ! Mais y en a pas un qui va me laisser finir ma chim\u00e8re tranquille!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A SUIVRE<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PTS02E26 : Breaking News \u00e0 la Ron Burgundy Le flash info de l&rsquo;arche sur Arknews FM avec vos deux pr\u00e9sentateurs vedettes ! Branche tes \u00e9couteurs et Bim ! 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