{"id":2709,"date":"2019-05-02T23:50:48","date_gmt":"2019-05-02T21:50:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/?page_id=2709"},"modified":"2019-05-06T17:03:55","modified_gmt":"2019-05-06T15:03:55","slug":"pts02e10-les-x-animen-et-le-frigidaire-de-cristal","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/index.php\/pts02e10-les-x-animen-et-le-frigidaire-de-cristal\/","title":{"rendered":"PTS02E10 : Les X-Animen et le Frigidaire de cristal"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>PT S02 E10: Les X-Animen et le Frigidaire de cristal\u00a0 <\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Les deux Justiciers solitaires ne sont plus seuls dans leur lutte contre Godzillapin, et heureusement Paulo a une technique&#8230;<br \/>\nHeureusement ? \u00e7a reste \u00e0 voir.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Branche tes \u00e9couteurs et Bim ! Lance la lecture :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/embed.radiopublic.com\/e?if=pamela-target-8XR1ee&amp;ge=s1!1156d2a05b10286c432311edcd0d46c47b2ac9c4\" width=\"100%\" height=\"185\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" sandbox=\"allow-same-origin allow-scripts allow-top-navigation allow-popups\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Pour avoir de nos nouvelles et d\u00e9couvrir des bonus,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">c&rsquo;est ici<strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/index.php\/vip-club\/\">CLUB VIP PAMELA TARGET<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>CREDITS<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><strong>Ecrit par<\/strong> Katia Grivot, David Neau et Pascal Senicourt<\/p>\n<p><strong>R\u00e9alis\u00e9, mont\u00e9 et mix\u00e9<\/strong> <strong>par<\/strong> Katia Grivot<\/p>\n<p><strong>Anim\u00e9 pour Youtube par<\/strong> Pascal Senicourt<\/p>\n<p>S: <a 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rel=\"noopener\"> whoosh.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/benboncan\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> benboncan <\/a><br \/>\nS: <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/robinhood76\/sounds\/66629\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> 00862-running-breath-1.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/robinhood76\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> robinhood76 <\/a><br \/>\nS: <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/benboncan\/sounds\/74242\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> military-helicopter (1)_1.wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/benboncan\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> benboncan <\/a><br \/>\nS: <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/cgeffex\/sounds\/95755\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> step (1).wav<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/freesound.org\/people\/cgeffex\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> cgeffex <\/a><\/p>\n<h3><strong>Musiques <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>g\u00e9n\u00e9riques par Domingo Olmo Martin<br \/>\nIron Fist par\u00a0<a class=\"artist-channel-url\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UC5MBYjOajpL7BwHNA85ZKAA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">DJ Williams<\/a><br \/>\nSaint Patrick&rsquo;s Parade par\u00a0Doug Maxwell\/Media Right Productions<\/p>\n<div class=\"audiolibrary-column audiolibrary-column-title\">\n<div class=\"audiolibrary-column audiolibrary-column-title\"><span class=\"attribution_title\">Chase &#8211; Scoring Action<\/span>\u00a0par\u00a0<span class=\"attribution_artist\">Kevin MacLeod<\/span>\u00a0est distribu\u00e9 sous la licence\u00a0<span class=\"attribution_license\">Creative Commons Attribution<\/span>\u00a0(<a href=\"https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/4.0\/\" target=\"blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/4.0\/<\/a>)<\/div>\n<div class=\"audiolibrary-column audiolibrary-column-tag\">\n<div class=\"music-attribution track\">Source\u00a0:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/incompetech.com\/music\/royalty-free\/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100399\" target=\"blank\" rel=\"noopener\">http:\/\/incompetech.com\/music\/royalty-free\/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100399<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"music-attribution artist\">Artiste\u00a0:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/incompetech.com\/\" target=\"blank\" rel=\"noopener\">__url_artiste_<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"audiolibrary-column audiolibrary-column-title\">\n<h3><strong>Par ordre d&rsquo;apparition <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Bruce l&rsquo;\u00e9meu : David Chamalet<\/p>\n<p>Bill le bousier : J\u00e9rome Th\u00e9venet<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"audiolibrary-column audiolibrary-column-title\">\n<p>Paulo le Blaireau : Pascal Senicourt<\/p>\n<p>Peter Pan Pan le Lapin : Domingo Olmo Martin alias King of punk<\/p>\n<p>Ryu le fugu : David Neau<\/p>\n<p>Giulietta la cochonne : Grika<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Cr\u00e9dits sons <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Dans cet e\u0301pisode de nombreux sons sont tire\u0301s de <strong>Freesound<\/strong>. Voici l\u2019ensemble des cre\u0301dits concerne\u0301s :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2><strong>Tu peux aussi choisir un autre moyen d\u2019\u00e9coute. T\u2019inqui\u00e8te, c\u2019est gratuit :<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/fr\/podcast\/pamela-target-saison-1\/id1347089265?mt=2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-479 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Get_it_on_iTunes_Badge_FR_1114-300x109.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Get_it_on_iTunes_Badge_FR_1114-300x109.png 300w, https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Get_it_on_iTunes_Badge_FR_1114-768x279.png 768w, https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Get_it_on_iTunes_Badge_FR_1114-1024x372.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Get_it_on_iTunes_Badge_FR_1114.png 1194w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/user-149328996\/pts02e01-quelle-belle-journee-a-la-madmax\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-477\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/SoundCloud_logo_orange_color_plain.svg_-300x171.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/SoundCloud_logo_orange_color_plain.svg_-300x171.png 300w, https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/SoundCloud_logo_orange_color_plain.svg_-768x438.png 768w, https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/SoundCloud_logo_orange_color_plain.svg_-1024x584.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/SoundCloud_logo_orange_color_plain.svg_.png 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.deezer.com\/fr\/episode\/5987417\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-574\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/deezer-logo-300x168.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/spoti.fi\/2OJzwUS\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"90\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1572\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Spotify_Logo_RGB_Green-300x90.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/radiopublic.com\/pamela-target-8XR1ee\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1572 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pamelatarget.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/radiopublic.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Retranscription de l&rsquo;\u00e9pisode<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div>\n<div class=\"audiolibrary-column audiolibrary-column-title\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">texte prot\u00e9g\u00e9 &#8211; reproduction interdite sans l&rsquo;accord des auteurs<\/div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">EXT\/JOUR PLAINE ARCHE<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JULIUS LE HAMSTER<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">AAAhh ! Peter Pan Pan m&rsquo;a eu.\u00a0May day ! May day ! Je vais me crasher !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Sir\u00e8ne. L&rsquo;avion part en vrille.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BATBRUCE<br \/>\nOn r\u00e9arme! Et on tire !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Schoufff !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BATBILL<br \/>\nPeter Pan Pan a attrap\u00e9 la roquette en plein vol! Il nous la renvoie !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Chouff de la roquette.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PAULO<br \/>\nVous inqui\u00e9tez pas ! SuperMorving man est l\u00e0 !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BATBRUCE<br \/>\nPaulo ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PAULO<br \/>\nUltimaaaaaate Morviiiiiiing !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Schlouf, vzzzz Boum (il attrape la roquette avec sa morve et la balance au loin)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PAULO (CONT\u2019D)<br \/>\nYes ! J\u2019ai r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 attraper la roquette avec mon lasso de morve et maintenant&#8230; Yaaaahhhh !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BATBILL<br \/>\nPaulo a envoy\u00e9 la roquette s\u2019exploser contre un mur ! Je savais qu\u2019il y arriverait !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Poum. Paulo atterrit \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 des deux justiciers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PAULO<br \/>\nPincez-moi ! Vous \u00eates deux justiciers solitaires maintenant ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BATBILL<br \/>\nOn t\u2019expliquera plus tard.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PETEUR PAN PAN<br \/>\nGnnnnnnnn !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">RYU<br \/>\nIl va p\u00e9ter ! Ca va \u00eatre cataclysmique! Faut se barrer les mecs !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Cri de Peter Pan Pan. Bruit de course, de pas, de cris.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BATBILL<br \/>\n(essouffl\u00e9)<br \/>\nAah, on va pas s\u2019en sortir, il nous faut un abri, vite ! Sinon on est faits comme des morbacs sur&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BATBRUCE<br \/>\n(essoufl\u00e9)<br \/>\nle cul poilu d\u2019un ladyboy de Hano\u00ef? Oui, exact !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PAULO<br \/>\n(essouffl\u00e9)<br \/>\nPutain, BatBruce, tu parles comme Bruce.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BATBILL<br \/>\n(essouffl\u00e9)<br \/>\nBruce ? Mais&#8230; C\u2019est toi BatBruce?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">RYU<br \/>\n(essouffl\u00e9)<br \/>\nOh merde, les mecs, la classe, le justicier solitaire, c\u2019est notre Bruce !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PAULO<br \/>\n(essouffl\u00e9)<br \/>\nBruce, Je suis trop trop fier ! Mais l\u2019autre c\u2019est qui ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BILL<br \/>\n(enlevant son masque)<br \/>\nC\u2019est moi, Bill.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BRUCE<br \/>\n(enlevant son masque)<br \/>\nBatBill, c\u2018est Bill le bousier ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BILL<br \/>\n(hurlant)<br \/>\nL\u00e0-bas, un frigo ! Allez, courrez jusqu\u2019au frigo !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bruit de course, essoufflement!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BRUCE<br \/>\nPaulo, Ryu, vite, rentrez !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">RYU<br \/>\nMec, faut qu\u2019on ferme la porte de ce frigo !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BRUCE<br \/>\nPas sans Bill ! Mais qu\u2019est-ce qu\u2019il fout ? Merde, il a tr\u00e9buch\u00e9 sur sa cape !<br \/>\n(criant)<br \/>\nBill, rel\u00e8ve-toi, magne-toi le cul!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">RYU<br \/>\n(en apart\u00e9)<br \/>\nMais&#8230; Y a un truc qui m\u2019\u00e9chappe les mecs.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PAULO<br \/>\nC\u2019est pas compliqu\u00e9, si on s\u2019enferme tous dans le frigo, nous serons prot\u00e9g\u00e9 de la force de d\u00e9flagration du pet de Peter Pan Pan.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">RYU<br \/>\nBon ok, \u00e7a aussi j\u2019avais pas capt\u00e9! Mais y a un autre truc qui m\u2019\u00e9chappe&#8230; \u00e0 propos de Bill et de Brill.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BRUCE<br \/>\nQu\u2019est-ce qui te chiffonne, mon petit Ryu ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">RYU<br \/>\nSi Bill est Batbill&#8230; Mais qui est Brill, alors ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BRUCE<br \/>\nBordel de merde, Bill, cours !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BILL<br \/>\nSalet\u00e9 de cape! j\u2019y suis presque !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">RYU<br \/>\nBruce, ferme cette poooorte !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Cri de peter pan pan ! PROUTTTTTTT !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BILL<br \/>\nAaaaaahhhh, j\u2019ai \u00e9t\u00e9 projet\u00e9 dans les airs par le pet de Peter pan pan.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BRUCE<br \/>\nBill ! Attention, la poutre !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bruit de poutre qui tombe et s\u2019\u00e9crase. trompette militaire. cri de douleur de Bill.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">COLONEL<br \/>\n(en flash back)<br \/>\nSoldat Brill, vos faits d\u2019armes parlent pour vous, vos techniques d\u2019interrogatoires sont efficaces et sacr\u00e9ment sadiques ! Quand vous aurez r\u00e9cup\u00e9r\u00e9 la machine du Nebraska, vous ferez des merveilles sur Bruce l\u2019\u00e9meu&#8230;<br \/>\n(retour au temps normal)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BRUCE<br \/>\nBill, on va te tirer d\u2019ici! Ryu, Paulo, Il est coinc\u00e9 sous la poutre! Filez-moi un coup de main!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BILL<br \/>\nArg, elle est trop lourde, vous arriverez pas \u00e0 me d\u00e9gager. Laissez-moi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BRUCE<br \/>\nNon ! Je laisserai pas tomber un fr\u00e8re d\u2019armes ! gnaaaahhhhhh !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BILL<br \/>\n(agonisant)<br \/>\nBruce tu vas le regretter&#8230; Non!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PAULO<br \/>\n(paniqu\u00e9)<br \/>\nD\u00e9p\u00eachez-vous, cet enfoir\u00e9 de lapin va nous niquer !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Enorme bruit de vomi ! musique de super-h\u00e9ros.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BRUCE<br \/>\nQu\u2019est-ce que c\u2019est ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BILL<br \/>\nL\u00e0, une m\u00e9t\u00e9orite qui file \u00e0 toute vitesse !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">GIULIETTA<br \/>\nPoussez-vous, je vais d\u00e9gager la poutre avec mon super jet vomitoire.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PAULO<br \/>\nC\u2019est pas un m\u00e9t\u00e9orite, c\u2019est.. Giulietta en mode vomit girl!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BRUCE<br \/>\nUnbelievable !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A SUIVRE&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PT S02 E10: Les X-Animen et le Frigidaire de cristal\u00a0 Les deux Justiciers solitaires ne sont plus seuls dans leur lutte contre Godzillapin, et heureusement Paulo a une technique&#8230; Heureusement ? \u00e7a reste \u00e0 voir. Branche tes \u00e9couteurs et Bim ! 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